[Threats don't get much more overt than that, and she knows the sound of her life being whittled down to a remaining interval best measured in seconds. It is a beast that lives in this castle, and he's going to kill her if she doesn't run or contrive some means to stay his hand. And if for some reason her legs or her wits fail her, then that will be all — she'll never see home again, never Daddy or Mother or Alexander, never the leprechauns nor the elves nor old Ifnkovhgroghprm —
Backwards.
It hits her like a flash, for what little good it could possibly do her now. A backwards name, A-L-U-C-A-R-D, hungry for a human meal in a castle guarded by the dead —]
Dracula, backwards.
[She thinks aloud, the words slipping out before it occurs to her that he's waiting for an answer or her flight, and she's rather stupidly given him neither one.
They might've at least had the decency, in town, to mention that the strange man-monster in the woods was a vampire.]
...I'll serve you.
[She should be running, but what other choice does she have? He wants nothing and kills his visitors, but there are even fewer options to her outside these castle walls than they are within, and she has to try.]
You've not lit any candles, nor cleaned your halls in what must be years. Your..."visitors" have long since rotted away, so you must not get very many. Your meals must be few and far between.
Set me to whatever task you desire. Put me to work. Give me three days to change your mind. And if I've not convinced you by then — well, then you'll have a slightly cleaner castle to devour me in.
Oh good. You figured it out. [A soft snort.] A crude, final joke by the people of Wallachia.
[And yet, she is observant. Much more than one would peg her by pure appearances. This Rosella may not be everything that she seems, but she is eager for magic. Magic to get home, supposedly. Something he doesn't believe, but she is willing to give anything, evidently.
She can be deadly to trust, he thinks. She is too clever enough to notice much about her surroundings. He should throw her out and send her away.
...But his curiosity wins out. Not that Alucard won't be cautious, but he does wonder about this Rosella.]
Very well. Three days to convince me.
[The red glow fades, returning to his usual golden.]
Then we should establish some rules, I should think.
[It's a proper number, three. Three treasures, three tasks, three doors, three witches. Three heads on a dragon. Her hands are trembling, but she resists the urge to stick them in the pockets of her skirt, for fear of betraying even that small weakness from trying to hide it.
Three days. Either way, it's time bought to rest and to try to make a plan. If she succeeds and wins him over, so much the better, and if she can't, then at least she knows how long she has to figure out a way to kill him, or to flee.]
That does seem sensible, yes, milord.
[What does it mean, the way the red hue fades from his eyes? Perhaps it means he's calmer now than he'd been — though of course, gold eyes aren't necessarily any better ones to be trusted, if Alexander's genie is any sort of indication.
Wallachia. That must be the name of the land she's found herself in. It's not familiar; she doesn't recall it on any map she'd ever read in her studies back at Castle Daventry. She really must be very far from home, now.]
Of course, I'll need to know my duties, in order to...complete them for you.
[Turning away, Alucard approaches a wall, pressing his hand to it. The bulbs flicker on, suddenly bringing light to the hallway and illuminating both he and the castle properly. It is more clear now how much Alucard has disregarded the castle, but it seems as if he himself has had the same treatment. His golden hair is long and just as fair as Rosella's, but the curls are more like tangles at this point. There are bags under his eyes, and the cape is in tatters at the edges.
Yet, he still gazes at her with contempt, a wild wolf ready to snap at any hand extended to him after learning only heartbreak.]
There are rooms in the castle you will be forbidden to enter. I will ensure that they are locked so it is easier for you to remember what to avoid.
Outside on the grounds, you might have noticed the Belmont hold. That, too, will be locked. I will know if it has been tampered with, and if I discover this, I will not hesitate to have you join the others outside.
Clean as you see fit. There is a kitchen as well, stocked, but if you desire meat I will bring something. I will allow you to sleep in one of the guest rooms.
[Wide-eyed, Rosella looks back and forth at the sudden illumination, astonished by the baubles that only seem to confirm that this man and his castle truly are magic. The light does help a little in terms of chasing away the gloom, but at the same time, she can understand why he may have preferred to keep his home shadowed.
Clearly, he's taken as poor care of himself as he has his castle. In a way, they almost look like two of a kind — she with her rags and he with his tattered cape, each a homely sight in their own fashion. He's barely finished threatening her, and yet something about the sight of him makes her tender heart twinge. A monster would not be so considerate as to think of her needs, she thinks despondently, even if he is still awfully rude.
Servant girl to a vampire. Well — it's still better than slave to a wizard, she supposes.]
I understand. Shall I start now? Or — I suppose you must sleep during the day, if you would rather not see me about the castle at all.
[How long has it been, since last she slept or ate? Better not to think of that now. More likely than not, he'll want to see her make good on her end of the bargain at once, and wishing after a hot meal and a soft bed will only make the ordeal worse to suffer through.
Although —]
...Why do you keep a stocked kitchen, if you never have visitors?
I sleep when I wish, day or night. I am as such that the sun does not burn me, something that other vampires cannot claim. So opening my curtain as I rest will do nothing but raise my ire.
[She doesn't know that he isn't full-blooded. Fine by him; the less she knows, the better.]
Rest for tonight. Work begins in the morning tomorrow. There's no point in pushing you to exhaustion. What have you to prove when you've no energy for it?
[The last question makes him shrug.]
I like to eat human food. Even if I've no need for it.
[Strange. The thought of a vampire unhindered by the sun is odd enough, but to think of one that enjoys a meal of something other than blood simply for the pleasure of it is...perplexing, to say the least.
Still, this is no time to dwell on unnecessary things, or to lose sight of the meager gains she's made. If this vampire truly is as solitary as he appears, and as skilled in magic as all the stories suggest, then it's likely that Shadrack will not find her here. And she's won herself at least three days, which is three more than she might have had otherwise.
And, she reminds herself belatedly, he is rough and harsh, but perhaps not quite to the point of being cruel. A more callous captor would not have let her sleep, or concerned himself with her needs. That he acknowledges it even slightly is...something.]
Human food is rather nice. I suppose...blood...must grow a bit tiresome after awhile.
[Still, unwilling to push her luck much further, she glances quickly around to take stock of the castle's layout, hoping to guess which places might be forbidden to her, and which might lead to the rooms he intends to afford her.]
I'll...I'll retire, then, if you'll only be so good as to tell me the way.
[And force herself not to cry from the stress of it all, once she's alone, but there's hardly any need to share that part of it with someone who surely couldn't care less.]
[It is such a difference from when his mother found Dracula, he thinks bitterly. How she knocked on his door, demanding to be taught true science, real medicine, and how Dracula quickly became a proper host to her. How they fell in love.
In some way, Alucard will find her betrayal and she will be executed or forced out. He'd rather not have to kill her, but he'd also prefer to live.
He turns away, gesturing for her to follow, leading away further into the castle. The lights continue on as they go, but the castle is still just as dire. Barely anything appears to have been touched, all of it ignored.
Eventually, Alucard does open the door. The guest room is quite nice, a large bed with proper bedding -- though it's quite dusty, considering how it has been disregarded, no doubt.
For a moment, Alucard actually looks almost embarrassed.]
[She can't help but be a little taken aback by the sight of the room that he shows her. All notions of dust aside, she'd frankly been expecting — well, a pile of musty hay in the corner of a cold stone basement somewhere. Certainly not a proper room with a bed and real drapes, and aged but pretty furniture, and space, and...
No, she thinks again, as she had before. Rude, certainly, but not callous at all. Perhaps even a little bit kind, deep down.]
Such a pretty room hardly needs much. Perhaps just a bit of tidying up.
[She licks her lips, gathering herself up, and then carefully moves past him to walk boldly inside, to spare them both the pretense of any further invitation to enter. Almost absently, she digs in her pocket and finds a little scrap of cloth, which she swipes along the wood of the steamer chest at the foot of the bed. It leaves a veritable stripe in the dust as it glides along its path, and the cloth comes away nearly black, making her raise her eyebrows as she regards it.]
[Before he can help himself, he snorts behind a hand at the sneeze. He shouldn't be so amused by it, it's a bit endearing. No, no, he shouldn't pay it any heed, but...]
I'll bring you a duster, if you'd like. You might as well be comfortable in your next few days.
[She rubs at her nose, a little mortified — there's dust still tickling at it, she may well sneeze again — but feels something in her sour mood ease and lighten at the completely non-sinister, everyday reaction to her mundane suffering.
How long has it been, she wonders, since he talked to anyone at all? Long enough for bones to bleach on their pikes outside. Maybe that's the novelty of it, now that he isn't so determined to scare her away.]
A little, milord. I had bread in town, but...it wasn't much.
[It's her turn, now, to look embarrassed. Begging for scraps had been a blow to her pride, but not nearly so grievous a wound as an empty belly would have been.]
The baker had burnt a loaf, and was going to throw the worst of it to his pigs.
[Alucard considers for a moment. There's enough venison stew to last a few more days for a single person, enough to last another day for two bellies. He looks at her quietly, then turns away.]
Do as you will with your room. I will bring you something to eat.
...Call me something else other than milord. I do not rule you, Rosella. I don't rule anyone.
[How sad he seems, as he looks away. What could leave a vampire so forlorn and melancholy, so quick to threaten death in one moment yet willing to show such manners to a guest in the next?
It's something to think about, she muses, and does so as she abandons her dusty cloth on the top of the steamer trunk and moves to inspect the bed itself. The quilt could probably use a good beating under the afternoon sun, and the pillows aren't far behind, but a strong solid shake gets most of the overt dust off, and if she turns the pillowcase inside out, it's cleaner that way than it would've been otherwise.
That small task complete, she sits down on the mattress, sighing almost instantly at the unexpected luxury of something so soft. It really is a pretty bed, and its comforts so inviting...
And when Alucard returns, that's the very odd arrangement he'll find her in — dusty boots and feet still on the floor, supported from the hips up by the edge of the mattress, tired to the point of exhaustion and fast asleep within seconds of the point when her cheek first touched the pillow.]
[When he returns, in his hands is a bowl of hot stew. He considers for a moment, then sets it to the nightstand. How long has she traveled, he wonders. Where could she possibly be from that demands the use of magic? If she is being truthful, that is.
As Alucard leaves, another moment goes by before he returns with a bit of fresh bread and water to join the stew, as well as a proper candle. There's a pause, then he reaches out to touch Rosella's shoulder to wake her. She'll eat, then he'll leave her be. Better to have a hot meal to sooth her stomach before she has proper sleep.]
[It's a testament to her tiredness that she doesn't stir a bit, even when Alucard enters the room, then leaves, then returns again a second time. It's equally a testament to her nerves that when he touches her shoulder, she jolts awake, pushing herself up and looking around quickly like a disoriented, frightened animal trying to get her bearings in a hurry.
As her heart rate slows, she starts to realize that something smells particularly lovely all of a sudden, and that's around when she recognizes Alucard and the meal he's brought with him.]
Oh. I'm — so sorry, I'd only thought to close my eyes for...a minute.
[She rubs at her eyes, pushing herself into a more comfortable position sitting on the edge of the mattress.]
Thank you, mi— ...er, Alucard. Would you care to sit a moment, if you've no other pressing business to attend to?
[Why is she extending such an invitation when surely he must want nothing to do with her? Old manners die hard, she supposes. Even amid a crisis, she'd been taught well, and can't help but mind herself.]
[The reaction is telling, but then, how could it not be? She is a girl carrying a talisman meant to ward off beasts. Though at least it does not seem to repel Alucard, but perhaps it takes more concentration to use than that. In any case, the fear in her eyes is something he recognizes, but he does not comment, even if it tugs at what strings of empathy he has left.]
Despite everything, you want my company? [He says it wryly, a bit amused.] I've threatened death more than once, and you aim to work as a servant for a handful of days. You are an odd one.
But true, I've no pressing matters at the moment.
[He pulls up a chair. It creaks, old, but still strong.]
No odder than a master who takes the time to wait on his servants, instead of the other way around.
[As if by way of indication, she retrieves the bowl of hot stew and spends a second just holding it a minute, like she's warming her hands off the meal's residual heat. Even without taking a bite, the hearty smell alone returns a little color to her face.]
...Anyway, I don't like eating alone.
[But she does like eating, very much, and so she briskly sets to, reminding herself not to get overeager and give herself a stomachache from shoveling the stew into her mouth too fast.]
[It's probably not very wise to be giving Wicked Overlord lessons to the person who was ready to kill her just an hour ago, and who may still kill her three days from now, and who doesn't seem to be very good at it in the meantime. But still, common sense goes further than just self-preservation, and no one ever raised her not to speak her mind.]
...We always had jokes, at supper. Riddles and recitations. Sometimes I had to be quiet — children must be seen and not heard, as the saying goes — but most of the time there was merriment. I never had the quickest wit at the table, but not for lack of trying. It's just that there was no besting my father, is all.
[She pokes at her stew, eating another few spoonfuls as if to cover up some slight bashfulness at her own candor.]
And have to step over your collapsed body from both hunger and exhaustion? I'd rather not.
[But her point remains, feeble his excuses are. He cannot argue more than that. For now, he humors her, wishing he would not relish the company he has now. It's a dangerous game, one he should not be risking to begin with.]
[Well, all right, no pressure at all, then. Just a matter of finding a properly funny joke on an instant's notice, and hoping that she's guessed right about the lord of the castle's sense of humor — and that he even has one at all, to begin with.]
Well...d'you know what a ghost's favorite meal is?
[She lowers her bowl into her lap a minute, focusing on him while she waits.]
[All of a sudden, the notion of telling jokes at all suddenly seems ridiculous and absolutely certain to fall flat. But there had been a court jester in Daventry for years and years, and if there was one thing that Dagonet had always stood by, it was that a good delivery can rescue a poor joke, but even the best of jokes won't land if the delivery is halfhearted.
So, rather than letting self-consciousness get the better of her in the moment, she opts to simply grin at him instead.]
[Silence fills the room for a moment. Whatever Alucard had been expecting, it was perhaps not that. He looks confused for a moment, then snorts softly.
Eventually, he adds wryly:] A ghastly joke, to be sure.
[There, again — he won't laugh outright, it seems, but he's not immune to mirth entirely. He'd done similarly when she'd sneezed, before, and even if it's not a hearty, deep belly laugh, it's still a reaction.
A monster wouldn't laugh, she thinks vaguely, and returns to eating her stew. A beast this Alucard may be, and a wild one at that, but a monster he's not.]
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Backwards.
It hits her like a flash, for what little good it could possibly do her now. A backwards name, A-L-U-C-A-R-D, hungry for a human meal in a castle guarded by the dead —]
Dracula, backwards.
[She thinks aloud, the words slipping out before it occurs to her that he's waiting for an answer or her flight, and she's rather stupidly given him neither one.
They might've at least had the decency, in town, to mention that the strange man-monster in the woods was a vampire.]
...I'll serve you.
[She should be running, but what other choice does she have? He wants nothing and kills his visitors, but there are even fewer options to her outside these castle walls than they are within, and she has to try.]
You've not lit any candles, nor cleaned your halls in what must be years. Your..."visitors" have long since rotted away, so you must not get very many. Your meals must be few and far between.
Set me to whatever task you desire. Put me to work. Give me three days to change your mind. And if I've not convinced you by then — well, then you'll have a slightly cleaner castle to devour me in.
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[And yet, she is observant. Much more than one would peg her by pure appearances. This Rosella may not be everything that she seems, but she is eager for magic. Magic to get home, supposedly. Something he doesn't believe, but she is willing to give anything, evidently.
She can be deadly to trust, he thinks. She is too clever enough to notice much about her surroundings. He should throw her out and send her away.
...But his curiosity wins out. Not that Alucard won't be cautious, but he does wonder about this Rosella.]
Very well. Three days to convince me.
[The red glow fades, returning to his usual golden.]
Then we should establish some rules, I should think.
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Three days. Either way, it's time bought to rest and to try to make a plan. If she succeeds and wins him over, so much the better, and if she can't, then at least she knows how long she has to figure out a way to kill him, or to flee.]
That does seem sensible, yes, milord.
[What does it mean, the way the red hue fades from his eyes? Perhaps it means he's calmer now than he'd been — though of course, gold eyes aren't necessarily any better ones to be trusted, if Alexander's genie is any sort of indication.
Wallachia. That must be the name of the land she's found herself in. It's not familiar; she doesn't recall it on any map she'd ever read in her studies back at Castle Daventry. She really must be very far from home, now.]
Of course, I'll need to know my duties, in order to...complete them for you.
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Yet, he still gazes at her with contempt, a wild wolf ready to snap at any hand extended to him after learning only heartbreak.]
There are rooms in the castle you will be forbidden to enter. I will ensure that they are locked so it is easier for you to remember what to avoid.
Outside on the grounds, you might have noticed the Belmont hold. That, too, will be locked. I will know if it has been tampered with, and if I discover this, I will not hesitate to have you join the others outside.
Clean as you see fit. There is a kitchen as well, stocked, but if you desire meat I will bring something. I will allow you to sleep in one of the guest rooms.
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Clearly, he's taken as poor care of himself as he has his castle. In a way, they almost look like two of a kind — she with her rags and he with his tattered cape, each a homely sight in their own fashion. He's barely finished threatening her, and yet something about the sight of him makes her tender heart twinge. A monster would not be so considerate as to think of her needs, she thinks despondently, even if he is still awfully rude.
Servant girl to a vampire. Well — it's still better than slave to a wizard, she supposes.]
I understand. Shall I start now? Or — I suppose you must sleep during the day, if you would rather not see me about the castle at all.
[How long has it been, since last she slept or ate? Better not to think of that now. More likely than not, he'll want to see her make good on her end of the bargain at once, and wishing after a hot meal and a soft bed will only make the ordeal worse to suffer through.
Although —]
...Why do you keep a stocked kitchen, if you never have visitors?
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[She doesn't know that he isn't full-blooded. Fine by him; the less she knows, the better.]
Rest for tonight. Work begins in the morning tomorrow. There's no point in pushing you to exhaustion. What have you to prove when you've no energy for it?
[The last question makes him shrug.]
I like to eat human food. Even if I've no need for it.
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Still, this is no time to dwell on unnecessary things, or to lose sight of the meager gains she's made. If this vampire truly is as solitary as he appears, and as skilled in magic as all the stories suggest, then it's likely that Shadrack will not find her here. And she's won herself at least three days, which is three more than she might have had otherwise.
And, she reminds herself belatedly, he is rough and harsh, but perhaps not quite to the point of being cruel. A more callous captor would not have let her sleep, or concerned himself with her needs. That he acknowledges it even slightly is...something.]
Human food is rather nice. I suppose...blood...must grow a bit tiresome after awhile.
[Still, unwilling to push her luck much further, she glances quickly around to take stock of the castle's layout, hoping to guess which places might be forbidden to her, and which might lead to the rooms he intends to afford her.]
I'll...I'll retire, then, if you'll only be so good as to tell me the way.
[And force herself not to cry from the stress of it all, once she's alone, but there's hardly any need to share that part of it with someone who surely couldn't care less.]
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In some way, Alucard will find her betrayal and she will be executed or forced out. He'd rather not have to kill her, but he'd also prefer to live.
He turns away, gesturing for her to follow, leading away further into the castle. The lights continue on as they go, but the castle is still just as dire. Barely anything appears to have been touched, all of it ignored.
Eventually, Alucard does open the door. The guest room is quite nice, a large bed with proper bedding -- though it's quite dusty, considering how it has been disregarded, no doubt.
For a moment, Alucard actually looks almost embarrassed.]
...You may make adjustments, if you see fit.
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No, she thinks again, as she had before. Rude, certainly, but not callous at all. Perhaps even a little bit kind, deep down.]
Such a pretty room hardly needs much. Perhaps just a bit of tidying up.
[She licks her lips, gathering herself up, and then carefully moves past him to walk boldly inside, to spare them both the pretense of any further invitation to enter. Almost absently, she digs in her pocket and finds a little scrap of cloth, which she swipes along the wood of the steamer chest at the foot of the bed. It leaves a veritable stripe in the dust as it glides along its path, and the cloth comes away nearly black, making her raise her eyebrows as she regards it.]
A good dusting, certainl— ah, achoo!
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I'll bring you a duster, if you'd like. You might as well be comfortable in your next few days.
Are you hungry, Rosella of a Mystery Country?
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How long has it been, she wonders, since he talked to anyone at all? Long enough for bones to bleach on their pikes outside. Maybe that's the novelty of it, now that he isn't so determined to scare her away.]
A little, milord. I had bread in town, but...it wasn't much.
[It's her turn, now, to look embarrassed. Begging for scraps had been a blow to her pride, but not nearly so grievous a wound as an empty belly would have been.]
The baker had burnt a loaf, and was going to throw the worst of it to his pigs.
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Do as you will with your room. I will bring you something to eat.
...Call me something else other than milord. I do not rule you, Rosella. I don't rule anyone.
[He slips out, making his way to the kitchen.]
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It's something to think about, she muses, and does so as she abandons her dusty cloth on the top of the steamer trunk and moves to inspect the bed itself. The quilt could probably use a good beating under the afternoon sun, and the pillows aren't far behind, but a strong solid shake gets most of the overt dust off, and if she turns the pillowcase inside out, it's cleaner that way than it would've been otherwise.
That small task complete, she sits down on the mattress, sighing almost instantly at the unexpected luxury of something so soft. It really is a pretty bed, and its comforts so inviting...
And when Alucard returns, that's the very odd arrangement he'll find her in — dusty boots and feet still on the floor, supported from the hips up by the edge of the mattress, tired to the point of exhaustion and fast asleep within seconds of the point when her cheek first touched the pillow.]
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As Alucard leaves, another moment goes by before he returns with a bit of fresh bread and water to join the stew, as well as a proper candle. There's a pause, then he reaches out to touch Rosella's shoulder to wake her. She'll eat, then he'll leave her be. Better to have a hot meal to sooth her stomach before she has proper sleep.]
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As her heart rate slows, she starts to realize that something smells particularly lovely all of a sudden, and that's around when she recognizes Alucard and the meal he's brought with him.]
Oh. I'm — so sorry, I'd only thought to close my eyes for...a minute.
[She rubs at her eyes, pushing herself into a more comfortable position sitting on the edge of the mattress.]
Thank you, mi— ...er, Alucard. Would you care to sit a moment, if you've no other pressing business to attend to?
[Why is she extending such an invitation when surely he must want nothing to do with her? Old manners die hard, she supposes. Even amid a crisis, she'd been taught well, and can't help but mind herself.]
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Despite everything, you want my company? [He says it wryly, a bit amused.] I've threatened death more than once, and you aim to work as a servant for a handful of days. You are an odd one.
But true, I've no pressing matters at the moment.
[He pulls up a chair. It creaks, old, but still strong.]
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[As if by way of indication, she retrieves the bowl of hot stew and spends a second just holding it a minute, like she's warming her hands off the meal's residual heat. Even without taking a bite, the hearty smell alone returns a little color to her face.]
...Anyway, I don't like eating alone.
[But she does like eating, very much, and so she briskly sets to, reminding herself not to get overeager and give herself a stomachache from shoveling the stew into her mouth too fast.]
This is marvelous. You made this yourself?
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[But he understands a bit. Not wanting to eat alone. Maybe that's why pathetically he'll talk to dolls of old familiar faces.
...He should probably hide those.]
Yes. It doesn't offer me much nutrition, but I enjoy food.
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[It's probably not very wise to be giving Wicked Overlord lessons to the person who was ready to kill her just an hour ago, and who may still kill her three days from now, and who doesn't seem to be very good at it in the meantime. But still, common sense goes further than just self-preservation, and no one ever raised her not to speak her mind.]
...We always had jokes, at supper. Riddles and recitations. Sometimes I had to be quiet — children must be seen and not heard, as the saying goes — but most of the time there was merriment. I never had the quickest wit at the table, but not for lack of trying. It's just that there was no besting my father, is all.
[She pokes at her stew, eating another few spoonfuls as if to cover up some slight bashfulness at her own candor.]
Do you like jokes?
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[But her point remains, feeble his excuses are. He cannot argue more than that. For now, he humors her, wishing he would not relish the company he has now. It's a dangerous game, one he should not be risking to begin with.]
I like funny jokes. So you may do your best.
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Well...d'you know what a ghost's favorite meal is?
[She lowers her bowl into her lap a minute, focusing on him while she waits.]
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No. Do enlighten me, please.
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So, rather than letting self-consciousness get the better of her in the moment, she opts to simply grin at him instead.]
Ghost toast! With boo-berry jam, of course.
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Eventually, he adds wryly:] A ghastly joke, to be sure.
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[There, again — he won't laugh outright, it seems, but he's not immune to mirth entirely. He'd done similarly when she'd sneezed, before, and even if it's not a hearty, deep belly laugh, it's still a reaction.
A monster wouldn't laugh, she thinks vaguely, and returns to eating her stew. A beast this Alucard may be, and a wild one at that, but a monster he's not.]
...Perhaps I'll tell you a better one tomorrow.
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